i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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