Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You did what with his pubic hair?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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