last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Randomize
