In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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