So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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