your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
