a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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