i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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