Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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