I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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