She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The feeling are messing with the penis
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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