I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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