We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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