yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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