the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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