Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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