i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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