The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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