I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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