i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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