Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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