I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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