Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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