Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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