If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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