11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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