we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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