how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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