We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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