Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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