So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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