Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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