I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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