whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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