do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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