I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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