She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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