Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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