He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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