He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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