VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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