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what?
penguin condom
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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