the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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