my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm at about main and main street
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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