do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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