Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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