i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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