So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Actions speak louder than pants.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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