is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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