I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize