what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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