"it" just moved
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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