I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Vodka?
Forever.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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