Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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