no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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